英语小笑话带翻译简单
英语小笑话带翻译简单
英语小笑话带翻译简单一：
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?
A kid bit me, replied Ivan.
Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother.
I’d know him anywhere, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,发生了什么事?“
”一个男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡说。
”再见到他时你能认出来吗?妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的`耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”
NOTE
recognize v.认出 realize v.认识到(某种事实等)
英语小笑话带翻译简单二：
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。
老师：错了。
马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词
冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的
[美](事实真理等)不可推翻的
英语小笑话带翻译简单三：
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
学生：肥皂。
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英文笑话
英语小笑话 篇1 A Useful Way 一个有效的方法
Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。
Father: Whats that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
英语小笑话 篇2 我根本就看不见
After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while， her son returnedand said， Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢? 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。
英语小笑话 篇3 Toms excuse 汤姆的借口
Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。
教师：汤姆，您为什么每一天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次走过拐角，一个路标上头写着：学校----慢行。
英语小笑话 篇4 三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， Go home and get the umbrella。
The little turtle replied， I will， if you dont drink my offee。
We wont， the other two promised。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。
Just then a voice called from outside the door， If you do， I wont go。
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，回家去取伞吧。
最小的乌龟说，如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。
我们不喝，另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们能够把它的咖啡喝掉了。
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，你们要是喝了，我就不去。
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