爆笑英语小笑话

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in. So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out Bananas! and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out Money! and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells Oh Shit!

求英语简短小笑话

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

简单的英文笑话

好吧～～给你讲一个

一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活～～

一日街头不小心撞到一老外～～此人大喜～～机会来了～～

他赶紧对老外说:I'm sorry.
老外出于礼貌:I'm sorry too.
此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:I'm sorry three.
老外自然不懂:what are you sorry for?（你怎么这样说对不起？）
此人想,four???然后立刻说:I'm sorry five.

就先给你讲这个了～～别的知道很多
比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类～～懒的写了

给我讲个英语笑话，搞笑一点哦。

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isnt that quite a waste of time? The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig?

一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫 回答说，时间对猪有什么意义?