动物笑话(英文版)？

关于动物的英语笑话篇1

three very tough mice

three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

the first says, i'm so tough, once i ate a whole bagful of rat poison!

the second says, well i'm so tough, once i was caught in a rat trap and i bit it apart!

then the third rat gets up and says, later guys, i'm off home to harass the cat.

三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,谈论他们的勇气和能耐。

第一个说:我非常历害,曾吃过一整袋老鼠药!”

第二个说:“我也非常历害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它!”

然后第三只老鼠起身说:“伙计,我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫。”

关于动物的英语笑话篇2

a tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : you can't eat me.

the tiger was puzzled and then asked : why ?

because i'm a national second-class protection animal.

the tiger laughed : but we can't let the national first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal.

老虎抓到一头鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿说：“你不能吃我。”

老虎一愣：“为什么?”

“因为我是国家二级保护动物。”

老虎笑了：“总不能为了二级保护动物而让一级保护动物饿死吧!

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