求推荐几个好笑的儿童笑话？逗小孩高兴的拜托各位大神

其女坚持不懈一直要，最后儿怒道：你 长的那么丑，我都不想给你了。.xiao-le。女儿：妈妈：为什么想要弟弟呢？ 女儿：我好揍他！ 妈妈：“哥，我刚才在老鼠洞找到不少葡萄干，你给我生个弟 弟吧://www。 参考来源：笑乐网 http，你要不要分点？” 一顾客三岁女儿一直跟我六岁的儿子要 饼干吃，儿子每次都不情愿给一小块！ 幽默小笑话: 五岁的弟弟跑过来对我说女儿三岁

当幸福来敲门里小孩讲的笑话

One day, a man was drowning in the water. A boat came by and saidDo you need any help? He saidNo,thank you,God will save me. And another boat came by,saidDo you need any help? And he saidNo,thank you,God will save me. When he drown and he went to the heavon and he saidGod,why didn't you save me? And God saidI sent you two big boats!

从电影听写的，可能个别细节上有点细微差别，如果没有更准确的版本，就用这个吧